Wednesday 21 July 2010

The Path of Life

Two old soaks walking down the path of life. Or are they just looking for a pub in Corbridge? Or is that the same thing and have they found their version of paradise? Or does that involve naked people playing volleyball? Answers on my desk by 9 a.m. Monday in 25 dirty words or less. Teacher's decision is final.

4 comments:

  1. By the end of the evening the old soaks were indeed playing naked volleyball in Corbridge Market Square, cheered on by the just-wed Sol Campbell, tennis legend and ex-BNP supporter Buster Mottram, with an over-amorous Tony Slattery looking on. You had to be there.

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  2. I hope you averted your eyes.

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  3. The path of life certainly does include the alehouses of Corbridge. The elixir of life, otherwise known as Timothy Taylor's Landlord, kept the boys refreshed.

    (25 words)

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  4. Not dirty enough. You need to redraft this while paying attention to the success criteria.

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