Sunday 28 June 2009

COUSIN JIM SAVES JACKO'S ASS

REUTERS: Negotiations have been launched to fill the now vacant Michael Jackson gigs at the 02 Arena in London, starting next month. Jim Henderson - aka Cousin Jim - is to perform a selection of his legendary monologues live on stage. They will include 'The Bishop's Story', McConkey's Jacket' and 'The Deer Story'.As a concession to the Jackson legend, Jim has agreed to wear a white glove on his left hand when delivering the comic masterpieces. Tony Slattery will be the support.In the unlikely event of fans wanting a refund, please call Peter Yare on 0191 4286734.Jackson has cancelled the concerts, citing death as an excuse.

3 comments:

  1. He should keep it in a jar - it might be worth something...

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  2. Pity he couldn't save McConkey's arse

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  3. He saved it for you, Terry...

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